Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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