I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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