You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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