Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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