So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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