is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
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