their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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