Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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