so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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