walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
should my penis look like a turkey
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land