can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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