that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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