2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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