she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
