I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Houston, we have a blender
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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