can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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