Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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