Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Just pee around me
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Oh god it's open bar.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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