Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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