I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
