my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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