i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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