We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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