Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Randomize
