Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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