Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Dignity is for republicans.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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