Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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