East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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