She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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