I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Randomize
