They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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