Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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