im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
