Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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