oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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