Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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