he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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