Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
