you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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