did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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