i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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