If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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