I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I pour the whiskey from now on
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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