Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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