he shaved USA in his pubs
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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