this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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