they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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