you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I licked your asshole in confidence.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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