A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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