my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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