Whod you bang
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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