Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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