What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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