I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
no, he came in my armpit
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
BRING THE BAGELS
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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