if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I love having hate sex.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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