oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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