So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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