so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I'm really busy with my period
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